The Alderley Market
Great food direct from the people who made it.

The Higgs Boson walked into this church and sat down on
the front row, arms folded and confident, almost aggressive.
The startled priest walked up to her and asked:
"What do you think you are doing here?"
The reply came:
"Without me, you can't have Mass."
Out thanks to Luicey Madchild for her contribution.
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